Taco Town is Closed

I'm in sevs (7 eleven) and I'm tots tots rocking my craddle robber sweater in honor of the music video!! But anyway I'm in there with gf number 2 Emma as who is to walk in the door? Mr. Michael Lohan....Lilo's Daddy! He kept staring at us but I guess that's due to the fact that I was laughing forever at the fact he was in there. Anyway we made eye contact and at that moment he said "Hey girls, your midnight snack is on me".....Which included a double bean double cheese burrito!! Score...if only he could give us one of 30 of lindsay's coke dealers numbers and we would have been set for the night!

I'm Like in a Music Video

Absolut Vodka hired New York's sleaziest hunks, Team Facelift, to make a music video for them. We bought a bunch of drugs, invited a whole brunch of freaky weirdos we know, and BOOM! History was made.

Check it out.http://absolut.com/en/iaaw/visionaries/facelift


I'm in it for a second but these are my boys and it's one of the best nights I had while chillin with them in a dark dank gutter . I came dressed as my infamous craddle robber...it was like being a super hero!

NYC's own Sandy Kane was there making me look like an amateur hour. Nothing kicks the sexual tension up a notch like a fog machine, raw fish guts and a battle axe.

And Then There Was The Sunrise

After several mini trips to our home base headquarters we're back in Exile Island. But the temptations of going back into the city are biting our fingertips like crazy to make up our minds. Sex,Drugs and Violence always sound better when there's a Markers Mark on the rocks waiting for you at your favorite spot as your favorite people are around. "But the time has come" the Walrus said. We must avoid dangerous territory just a little longer until the cement dries in the quicksand pit....Pictures shall be up sooner then later...kisses