Lose YOUR Fucking Mind

This Jam Makes Me Go Fucking Buck Wild.......

Go Into The Bathroom and BECOME SOMEONE

If you live in NYC and Live a Lavish Lifestyle.........You've Gone into The Bathroom To Become Someone.......This Is Dedicated To The Family......

TROUBLEEEEE

Trouble Andrew has been releasing parts of His Heavily Awaited Mixtape Over the last few nights on his channel on ustream. I was really digging this one jam Called "Fallin' Apart" It's going to be My New Break Up Song.....(If I happen to be in that situation)... Trouble has been producing new songs for a while, he's even accumulated over 50 songs YET to be released.(Some Songs have been Remastered) He Just Released "Push" off his mixtape and I'm so Jonesing for More. CLICK HERE for your chance to hear it. Look out for the full release on May 1st! Other wise Follow Trouble on Twitter @TroubleAndrew.

Pickles

I've have this Deeeeeep Craving for PICKLES. I've always Loved a Good Deli Pickle, They Have That Crisp Noise When You Bite into It, Their Sour, Wet and Delicious. Did My Inner Snookie just Pop Out? I Did Just Flat Iron My Hair Today....Shit.

This Is So Michelle

M isn't For Monday....M is For Michelle Tanner

The Animal Kingdom

Octo Pussy

I find the Octopus to be one of the Most Mystical Creatures of the Deep Blue Sea. They're Incredibly Brilliant, they can Squeeze into Tiny Holes,Open Jars, Mimic other Sea Predators for Protection and Camouflage itself to match it's surroundings. You know all the great things a Drag Queen Can Do. This clip (which isn't in english) Shows some of the skills I was discussing. Watch for the Houdini Trick, This Little Beast Does at The End.

But Most Importantly I am influenced by the Octopus' Imagery in Art,Jewelery and Tattoos. Take a Look at Some Of My Favorite Pieces I've Found.









They're Entrancing Right? Those Tentacles, Those Hypnotic Eyes and Abilities Are Totes Whackadoodle. I Can't Think of any Other Animal That Have the Skills To Protect itself from Predators or To Hunt it's Prey.










Octopi Have Made a Splash In a lot of Surreal Pop Art As Well Appearing in Many Pieces From Several Talented Artists.










Images Have Translated Into Clothes, Toys and Even Toilet Bowls.














I Have This Feeling My Obsession May Have Been Sprouted From Watching The Little Mermaid Too Many Times....Ursula Is A Bad Bitch. I Don't Think I Could Even Be Friends With Anyone Named Ursula Without Thinking She's Trying To Steal My Soul For Her Garden.






She Did Have a Fierce 90's Independent Entrepreneur Hair Cut and Don't Fuck With Me Make Up. If it Wasn't for Her Back Fat and Offensive Cleavage She Could Be on The View.......What Am I Talking About Sherri Shepard Is Basically Ursula With a Wig On.





If The Sea Witch Had Enough Time For a Man in Her Life It'd Be This Little Guy That I've Named Bernie......

Condomania

I'm Not saying I'm a Purveyor of Condoms, But if You do leave Two Huge Buckets of Condoms at Your Place Of Employment I will Take More Then My Helping Hand. I'm Pro Great Sex and for some of You Slagfaces out there it means Protection. Too Many Late Night Randos Can Be Deadly.



But When Your at the Oldest Black Owned Gay Bar In Country Can You Blame Yourself? There's Crusty Old Drag Queens telling Anddy Radio She Saw him On Wendy Williams....There's a Pimp That's Gay, But Now He's Telling Me He Wants To Fuck Because I Have Good Hair. Then Anthony Is On My Blackberry Trying To Rangle Ryland Because We're In Crown Heights and We're All So White That We Glowed in the Dark.








We were only at The Starlite for the Last 15 mins But All The Bouncers (Burly Black Lesbos) Wanted Us Back Every Night. Once We All Got Back To The Apartment We Shot Some PSA's About Tranny Chasers But They're Too Degraded In Content That They'll Never See The Light Of Day. We All Cuddled Up With The Puppies as Anddy Force Fed Us Bad Girl's Club Clips On Youtube.....Quoting Every Line and Timing Every Fight......"I RUN LA" "I'm a Bad Girl, And BAD GIRLS do BAD Things" All Anddy Radio Classics.