KIERA'S KITTY KORNER Vol 5

This Kitty Dj Really Got Me Goin'. Not Only Does This Cat Have Dead Eyes Like A Regular Dj But It's Got The Moves Down.....The Dance Moves Really Touches Me, Like In Place Only A Senior Boys From High School Can Touch Me....Illegally.

Bottle Poppaz

Fat Jew And Jonny Famous Are At It Again In Another Trailer. As Two Ego-centric Bottle Promoters In AZ. Where The Weather Is Hot & Dry And The Women Are Loose & Wet. The Perfect Scene For Bash Brothers Marcus And Troy To Set Up Shop As The Goons With The Bottles At The CLUB. Theses Characters Are A Dangerous Duo, As In They Probably Strictly Fuck Raw Dog As They Dumped Brand Name Vodka All Over Your Ass To Sanitize The Situation Before It's Even Over.

I Think This Is A Real Insight On How Clubbing Has Become This Terrible Subculture Of Business,Sin And Labia Shots For The Internet Promo Posters. Welcome To The Seedy Under Belly Of Clubbing In The New Millenium. Hope You Don't Agree To Bathroom Sex For Coke, But If You Do Make Sure His Bro Isn't Filming On His Phone.

Tuesday Toony Throw Back

Yesterday While I Was Smoking On My Deck Drinking My Coffee The Theme Song To Tiny Toon Adventures Popped Into My Head. The Jingle Like Melody Was Stuck In My Head, Infecting My Thoughts. I Think It Has To Do With The Fact My Gf And I Kept Calling Her Cat Buster....Because Her Cat Was Acting Like A Fat Kid In A Candy Store That Was Told By His Parent He Couldn't Have Anymore Sweets. Literally. Her Cat Was Knocking Down Everything In Her Room, Crying, Biting The Other Kitties And Beating Me Up. He Was A Little Buster.

As I Was Basking In The Sunlight, Smoking, Drinking My Coffee My 16 Year Old Cat Cookie Crept Up And Begged For My Attention. I'm Zoning Out, Only To Be Kicked Back Into Reality Because My Needy Cat Was Violating My Head Space By Rubbing Her Furry Face All Over My Body.

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE BUSTER I'LL SCRATCH YOUR HEAD.

Then I Kept Thinking About The Song To The Show Because Of Buster Bunny. I'm Singing This Song That I Used To Sing Everyday After School. I Was Amazed At How Well I Knew It By Heart. Hope You Do Too.

Daddyissues X French Frie Obsessions

The Bangkok Special

My Alter-Ego Is A Stripper-Latrice Royale

DRAG RACE IS TONIGHT GIRLLLL! So Slop On A Bucket Of Glitter And Throw On Some Pantyhose Because Rupaul's American Drag Super Star Competition Is Back My Lovelies! Now That Man Face Milan Is Gone We Can Get Giggly Out And Call It A Muthafucking Day!

LATRICE ROYALE!

Fat Jew X Le Panda

The Very Sexy Clayton Woodley AKA Le Panda Took Some Extremely Saucy Photos Of The Uncomparable Fat Jew....Breathtaking. 

Bowling Is The Only Sport You Can Eat And Drink Beer During The Game.

Elegant, Masculine, Delicate Yet Forceful. Love It.

After A Few Kiddie Meals It's Always Important To Do Some Nitrus.

ZEBRA

"GIRL DON'T BE SHY"-TEAM FACELIFT

Breaking NEWS!

Life, Happy Places And Lindsay

After Lindsay's Stale Performance On SNL Last Week I've Been In A Serious Life Evaluation Of Myself. If Lindsay Fails It Means I've Failed. Pressure Can Be Deadly And Let's Just Say She Crumbled. I Love Her, I Want Her To Succeed So Much It Hurts Me. So Her Tired Appearence On SNL Wasn't Her Best But It's Hard To Get Back Into The Swing Of Things If You Haven't Been On Your Game.

But I Have Faith She'll Overcome This, America Loves A Comeback Kid And I Want Her To Be The Best She Can Be. She'll Kill It As Liz Taylor....


I've Been Without Health Insurance For 3 Months Because I'm AN Asshole And Didn't Realize I Have To Renew It Every 6 Months. Which Is A Crock Of SHit Because I Plan My Doctors Appointments 3 Months In Advance Because Of My Medical Condition. So All Day I've Been Making Phone Calls To Doctors, Hospitals And Insurance Companies. My Health Is A Major Issue For Me. I Have A Condition That Could Cause Cancer And Diabetis BLAH BLAH BLAH. Stressful Stuff That I Can Barely Type Out Or Even Talk About Because It's So Annoying To Discuss In Details.

So Instead I'm Going To Take A Note From TV And Go TO My Happy Place.




I Also Watched Last Week's New Girl Where Nick Thinks He Has A Cancerous Tumor/Growth On His Neck....I'm Not Afraid Of Dying.

I'm Afraid Of My Medical Bills.

That Shit Is CRAZY HIGH.

WORDS WITH FRIENDS

THE BIG BEAST IN BLUE Vol 1

Hope Your Smiling As Much As I Am!

LATRICE ROYALE....

Only Ocsar Coverage I Cared About

Dreaming Modern