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So I've been contemplating over video blogging vs a written blog. What would be easier or better for myself and my audience.Once I work out the kinks of it possibly maybe be seeing my doing my Fabrication on a different level but who knows?
Breaking News!
Kristy Swanson the original Buffy The Vampire Slayer was arrested last night for beating up her current boyfriend's ex-wife. TMZ reports drama erupted between Swanson and Marcia O'Brien last year when began an affair with the very married Lloyd Eisler, who eventually left O'Brien for Swanson, and the pair now have a son together.
Baby News
Nicole Richie the tiniest reality star, is rumored to be preggers with Joel Madden's pop rock baby. Friends are saying she hopes this will keep her out of jail... Madden just wrapped up touring. Wait if he's been on tour and she 7 weeks preggers, I maybe not be a doctor but that doesn't sound right.
Eddie Murphy was at an LA health clinic this week to give his half of the DNA test to see if he's the father of Spice Girl Mel Brown. I think he's just shamed of the fact that he's having a baby with someone else besides his ex wife and that's why he's been sucha flipping lumberjack about this whole situation. Mel B and Eddie briefly dated last winter and vacation together a lot with their kids. Mel B says she still hopeful that they may get back together. Mean while in Eddie Murphy Land, Eddie was the one that came out on Swedish Tv saying he wasn't sure if that was his baby. Then putting more gasoline soaked wood on the fire, he brings this uber hot chick to the all the award shows......You are more then qualified to play a Jackass for Shrek 3.
Anglina Jolie visited the Daily Show this week to promote her latest flick, A Mighty Heart. During the interview she mentioned she wanted up to 7-13 kids. Yo this chick has sucha big heart. It's better she's loving children instead of sleeping with a bunch of dudes like, Colin Farrel right?
Shar Jackson confirmed on Ryan Seacrest's radio show that nothing is going on in her uterous. Rumors flying around that she was pregnant with K-Fed's newest baby. Shar and Kevin are very close friends and still hang out a lot. But Shar, hun if people think your pregnant and you just got lipo done, I think I'd be worried. No I'd be pissed at the doctor....
Lindsay Lohan is rumored to some how snuck her blackberry into Promises Rehab Center. Sources say "She's been txting and calling all her friends to help her sneak in sleeping pills. She's having trouble sleeping at night and is desperate need of pills." Other sources say she's been loading on the sweets, putting 20 bags of sugar in her coffee. Addicts are known for turning to other vises like sugar because it gives them a little high. Detoxing sucks ass yo. Getting the sweats and tremors isn't fun at all. I hope they have something entertaining to do at Promises. Like jet skiing or at least trampoline. Yeah, a trampoline would totally keep my mind off crack.
Paris Hilton was transferred in the middle of the night from Twin Towers Correctional Facility to a little less hectic Lynwood Century Regional Detention Facility. Which is far less busy with only 15 beds instead of 200 at Twin Towers which shelter mostly lunatics and crack babies. Her new cellmates are happy for her return. Due to the fact that they gave all the prisoners 2 bottles of shampoo each. Which they usually have to pay for. This generosity comes after a multi-million dollar law suit against the California County Prison. One of their former inmates is suing because the prison never provided her with the same medical "assistance", they've given to Paris. Did I mention she has no legs? Yeah they totally made her crawl around in the showers instead of assisting her. I hope you get all the money you need girl.
Britney Spears is my hero. Not only did she flash her goods again this week but her fling is talking about their sex life. The greasy I never take off my Sunglasses producer, JR Rotem is bragging about how he fucked her in Blender Magazine. Apparently she likes it wheel barrel style. Which, I have to say takes lots of upper body strength. If you all remember Britney wasn't that fit back in December, so I can't say she did it for hours at a time.
Also Lynn Spears aka Momma Spears is making bank on her Us Weekly cover. If you recall Momma Spears was going to go onto the View to do a tell all interview. But backed out last minute because she needs money. Britney and Momma seem to be talking now. which is good because I've been watching mad old interviews where Brit Brit is talking about how her mom is her best friend and I honestly feel like she needs the guidance of a bad mother.
Hot Shows to Catch
Entourage returns tonight! I totally can't wait for Pablo! Pablo is a coming, Pablo is a coming!
Creature Comfort is probably the funniest thing to watch at 4 am with a bowl of fried rice. This first time I saw this, it was Christmas 2006 with my sister in the Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas. It was so flipping funny but we never knew what the name of the movie was. But now that it's on a tv show format and on CBS you all should catch it.
Kathy Griffin My Life on the D list, this Bravo jem is one of the most entertaining shows on the network. Kathy and her D list crew decided that Kathy should only date men that would push her career on the D list. So they got her a date with Backstreet Boy Nick Carter. We watched Nick "turn black" 6 times throughout their date. Best part is when Nick leaned in for the kiss he totally only got cheek. This is totally DVR worthy.
4400 returns tonight! I'm so flipping excited. Our favorite bunch of mysterious beings are back for another summer of crazy plot twist and mutantion galore! Check it out on USA.
Charm School is truly the most re-dic thing on the tube. The most shocking moments is on tonight. Poor Mo has had to deal with crackheads,hookers, and pimps. But boy, oh boy is it entertaining watching these bitches fight over $50,000. Brooke aka Pumpkin famous for spitting on New York's face during her stint on Flavor of Love was kicked off for sloring herself during the prom. Literally humping and grinding her way through the bunch. After being kicked off for her behavior Brooke proved to America she wasn't a hoe, she was just a girl who loves to fuck and flashed her itty bitty titties. CCCCCCClassy.
Don't waste your time watching
Sunset Tan Just confirms that white people are retarded. Sorry, I mean pale. To get dooped into paying these numb skulls to paint you up a narsty shade or orange. On the first episode in the first five minutes they use their biggest star, Britney Spears. Since then they had big names like Chris Kattan and an old dude that played dead so the blonde Olly girls could show off how truly brain numbing they are.
Celebrity Sighting
Sarah Jessica Parker doing grocery shopping with hubby Mathew Broderick in Amagensett at IGA.
{Summer Has Officially Started In The Hamptons.I know because I had to give 3 Sag Harbor cops blow jobs just to get out of a parking ticket....}
Ashlee Simpson is chased by very large and very loud New Jersey Mall Hoppers outside of Peter Wentz (Fall Out Boy) club Kings and Angels. Celebrating Peter's 28th birthday instyle....yeah right.
Jared Letto was seen leaving an LA club with a guy. Holding his arm smiling and giggling more then a cathlic school girl.
Celebrity Weddings to Look out for
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker
Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel
Amy Winehouse is having a second wedding for her Pops soon. (She also wants to pop out babies like Pez)
Heidi and Spencer from the hills but they don't count as celebs
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