Hello Hello Friends!
Let's start with celebrity sightings.
Josh Hartnett was filming a scene from his upcoming film near headquarters in Aster Place/ Cooper Union last week. Not only did we gawk at him like it was going out of fashion and take millions of phone pics, we also invited him to go to The Pitt that Friday. Sadly he didn't show up but all those filthy thoughts of him will do until our next meeting.
Last week we saw a Journey's End on Broadway starring former Flavor of the Week Stark Sands. His performance as a English school boy was superb. The only other person who could have top his performance would have been Harry Potter himself. As Raleigh, he joins a company of British soldiers in a dingy trench in a WWI torn France. There he is reunited with an old school mate and hero, Captain Stanhope,played by Hugh Dancy. When Raleigh arrives to camp, Captain Stanhope isn't exactly thrilled to see him. Stanhope isn't the hero he projects,and is constantly drowning himself in whiskey just to get through each day. It's a heart breaking story of men battling not only the French but their own dignity. Hugh and Stark were both amazing to watch live. I haven't seen a show in a while and it was really refreshing to see such a great performance. The rest of the cast was marvelous too. They were uplifting and funny throughout the whole show. Get tickets at www.broadway.com
I ran into Cazwell. again on St. Mark's. He told me he was going to be spinning at Avalon but I was way too pooped to put on the hooker shoes for another night of mayhem.
Now to REHAB NEWS!!!!
Tudors Star Jonathan Rhys Meyer has entered rehab for alcoholism. Your brilliant Jon. Please,pretty please get better. England will never survive if your in rehab! I hated him in Match Point. Only because he played that character so flipping well. His current role as Henry VIII is sucha hit! The steamy sex scene don't hurt either. Kudos Showtime But seriously bring Dexter Back already!!!!!!!
F L A V O R of The WEEK
Kris Holden-Reid from Showtimes The Tudors is a champion rider and fencer and a former member of the Canadian National Pentathlon Team. Has appeared in movies like Touch of Pink, Alice Blue, Icebound, K-19: The Widowmaker. But most importantly he was in Degrassi: The Next Generation as Sean's older brother. This Chris Martin look-a-like is a Lord in The Tudors. Where he has a homosexual affair with another married man.
S C A N D A L O U S
Ty Pennington was arrested Saturday night for allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol.
The 28-year-old rapper Eve (full name: Eve Jihan Jeffers) was charged with a misdemeanor of driving under the influence, driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.08 or above and failure to provide proof of insurance.She is schedule to be arraigned on May 17.If found guilty of the charges against her, Eve could receive a maximum sentence of six months behind bars and a fine of $1,000. The minimum sentence would involve at least three years' probation, a minimum fine of $390 and enrollment in an alcohol-education program. RUFF RYDER!
Paris Watch
Paris Hilton recently fired long time publicist Elliot Mintz soon after her jail sentence was announced Sunday afternoon. All the starlets had a big laugh soon after this announcement. I just hope Paris knows what dogs match orange. Soon after this many Perez Hilton fans ponder......why isn't our " Favorite Media Queen" not reporting on America's Favorite Slorebag?? Rumors are circulating that Perez is being paid off not to report negative Paris News. If Paris is in prison for over 45 days that means 45 days of no club hopping,bikini wearing, public pot smoking,crotch flashing, and no Brandon Davis videos? So if we don't see her in a bikini how will we know if she got new breast implants if they're covered up in an orange jumper while Paris picks up trash.....Oh honey, I hope you don't get shanked.....A world without Paris....it is upon us. What's your new boyfriend gonna do instead?
Celebrity Kids are making headlines again!
Don't Hassel This HOFF!
A video surfaced of the America's Got Talent star, inebriated eating a cheeseburger on his bathroom floor. The director of this masterpiece of footage? His 16 year old daughter. In the video Hasselhoff promises his daughter he'll stop drinking and sloppily continues to eat his massive cheeseburger. Hasselhoff is going through a rough divorce. He gave his daughter permission to shoot him while drunk over a year. Reportly so he could witness what he's like drunk. Kind of convient if you ask me. Your show returns in June with a new judge. Sharon Osbourne is replacing former female judge Brandy.
Brandy is also fueding with former friend Kelly Rowland of Destiny's Child. Brandy encourage Kelly that she shouldn't stay in Beyonce's shadow any longer. Kelly assured Brandy she was never in Beyonce's shadow. Brandy has even gone far enough to drag tennis pro Serena Williams in the middle. The junior fashion designer is trying to stick with Brandy due to the fact she's a murder and needs support at this time in the public eye. But Ms. Williams is doing her best to keep both friendship seperate at the moment.
Bobby Trendy, Bobby Trendy.....How I hate they. But some how you come off gracefully in your newest claim to fame web-isode. This week Bobby announced he was upset that another wild crazy person is coming out of the woodwork that has something to say about Anna Nicole. Again BOBBY TRENDYYYY says that Daniel DiCriscio is a fraud. Hmm I'm pretty sure majority of the world agrees with Mr. DiCriscio. Even though Bobby's Daniel DiCrisco doll was funny. Bobby your just making an ass of yourself once again. Thank you for such entertainment....When are you and Jeffree Fucking Star suppose to come out with your show?
Let's start with celebrity sightings.
Josh Hartnett was filming a scene from his upcoming film near headquarters in Aster Place/ Cooper Union last week. Not only did we gawk at him like it was going out of fashion and take millions of phone pics, we also invited him to go to The Pitt that Friday. Sadly he didn't show up but all those filthy thoughts of him will do until our next meeting.
Last week we saw a Journey's End on Broadway starring former Flavor of the Week Stark Sands. His performance as a English school boy was superb. The only other person who could have top his performance would have been Harry Potter himself. As Raleigh, he joins a company of British soldiers in a dingy trench in a WWI torn France. There he is reunited with an old school mate and hero, Captain Stanhope,played by Hugh Dancy. When Raleigh arrives to camp, Captain Stanhope isn't exactly thrilled to see him. Stanhope isn't the hero he projects,and is constantly drowning himself in whiskey just to get through each day. It's a heart breaking story of men battling not only the French but their own dignity. Hugh and Stark were both amazing to watch live. I haven't seen a show in a while and it was really refreshing to see such a great performance. The rest of the cast was marvelous too. They were uplifting and funny throughout the whole show. Get tickets at www.broadway.com
I ran into Cazwell. again on St. Mark's. He told me he was going to be spinning at Avalon but I was way too pooped to put on the hooker shoes for another night of mayhem.
Now to REHAB NEWS!!!!
Tudors Star Jonathan Rhys Meyer has entered rehab for alcoholism. Your brilliant Jon. Please,pretty please get better. England will never survive if your in rehab! I hated him in Match Point. Only because he played that character so flipping well. His current role as Henry VIII is sucha hit! The steamy sex scene don't hurt either. Kudos Showtime But seriously bring Dexter Back already!!!!!!!
F L A V O R of The WEEK
Kris Holden-Reid from Showtimes The Tudors is a champion rider and fencer and a former member of the Canadian National Pentathlon Team. Has appeared in movies like Touch of Pink, Alice Blue, Icebound, K-19: The Widowmaker. But most importantly he was in Degrassi: The Next Generation as Sean's older brother. This Chris Martin look-a-like is a Lord in The Tudors. Where he has a homosexual affair with another married man.
S C A N D A L O U S
Ty Pennington was arrested Saturday night for allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol.
The 28-year-old rapper Eve (full name: Eve Jihan Jeffers) was charged with a misdemeanor of driving under the influence, driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.08 or above and failure to provide proof of insurance.She is schedule to be arraigned on May 17.If found guilty of the charges against her, Eve could receive a maximum sentence of six months behind bars and a fine of $1,000. The minimum sentence would involve at least three years' probation, a minimum fine of $390 and enrollment in an alcohol-education program. RUFF RYDER!
Paris Watch
Paris Hilton recently fired long time publicist Elliot Mintz soon after her jail sentence was announced Sunday afternoon. All the starlets had a big laugh soon after this announcement. I just hope Paris knows what dogs match orange. Soon after this many Perez Hilton fans ponder......why isn't our " Favorite Media Queen" not reporting on America's Favorite Slorebag?? Rumors are circulating that Perez is being paid off not to report negative Paris News. If Paris is in prison for over 45 days that means 45 days of no club hopping,bikini wearing, public pot smoking,crotch flashing, and no Brandon Davis videos? So if we don't see her in a bikini how will we know if she got new breast implants if they're covered up in an orange jumper while Paris picks up trash.....Oh honey, I hope you don't get shanked.....A world without Paris....it is upon us. What's your new boyfriend gonna do instead?
Celebrity Kids are making headlines again!
Don't Hassel This HOFF!
A video surfaced of the America's Got Talent star, inebriated eating a cheeseburger on his bathroom floor. The director of this masterpiece of footage? His 16 year old daughter. In the video Hasselhoff promises his daughter he'll stop drinking and sloppily continues to eat his massive cheeseburger. Hasselhoff is going through a rough divorce. He gave his daughter permission to shoot him while drunk over a year. Reportly so he could witness what he's like drunk. Kind of convient if you ask me. Your show returns in June with a new judge. Sharon Osbourne is replacing former female judge Brandy.
Brandy is also fueding with former friend Kelly Rowland of Destiny's Child. Brandy encourage Kelly that she shouldn't stay in Beyonce's shadow any longer. Kelly assured Brandy she was never in Beyonce's shadow. Brandy has even gone far enough to drag tennis pro Serena Williams in the middle. The junior fashion designer is trying to stick with Brandy due to the fact she's a murder and needs support at this time in the public eye. But Ms. Williams is doing her best to keep both friendship seperate at the moment.
Bobby Trendy, Bobby Trendy.....How I hate they. But some how you come off gracefully in your newest claim to fame web-isode. This week Bobby announced he was upset that another wild crazy person is coming out of the woodwork that has something to say about Anna Nicole. Again BOBBY TRENDYYYY says that Daniel DiCriscio is a fraud. Hmm I'm pretty sure majority of the world agrees with Mr. DiCriscio. Even though Bobby's Daniel DiCrisco doll was funny. Bobby your just making an ass of yourself once again. Thank you for such entertainment....When are you and Jeffree Fucking Star suppose to come out with your show?
It's been like a year and no show still?
Sienna Miller started filming in "The Best Of Our Times" With Keira Knightly. Rumors have came out that the studios fired Lindsay Lohan because of her inability to make a hit movie. Then there was the whole required drug testing rumor. Um hello? Sienna talks about drugs openly, if drugs was the problem they wouldn't have hired her. Lindsay just focus on promoting Georgia Rule and I Know Who Killed Me and you'll have an awesome summer. Lilo as the press has been calling her, was spotted in NYC. Visiting Mr. Jude Law perhaps? Or just in town to see the fam fam? The n a t i v e "New Yorker" recently purchased her first City Pad.
Courtney Love is on the market.....for a new plastic surgeon! The rock star is looking to get rid of her extra skin. Breaking her New Years resolution of no plastic surgery until she was "60 or when she really needs it". In this case she really needs it.
Divorce news
Wedding Crashers star Bradley Cooper is divorcing wife of four months Jennifer Esposito. Actually Jennifer was the one who filed for divorce last Tuesday. So Brad give me a ring, okay? I'll love you long time.
Couple News
Brittnay Crazypants Murphy got eloped balding boyfriend,Simon Monjack. He's way older and probably the grossest of guys Brittany's been with since Ashton Kutcher. As long as your happy crazy bones!
Neve Campbell from horror flicks Scream got married to British actor John Light. No word on who was invited or what went down. This is Neve's second walk down the aisle.
Movie Role News
Liv Tyler is signed on to be Betty Ross in the new Hulk movie . This role was first portrayed by Jennifer Connolly opposite Eric Bana in the first Ang Lee adaptation of the hottest comic book hero. Liv joins Edward Norton on the rouster.
Chow Yun-Fat Is going to be playing Captain Sao Feng in the third installment of Pirates of the Caribbean Can I get a whoop whoop for Asian pirates?! Yo, this one time while I was snorkeling in Thailand...wait, stop I'll save that story for a rainy day. He's also joining Rock Star Keith Richards
Flavor of the Week
Sienna Miller started filming in "The Best Of Our Times" With Keira Knightly. Rumors have came out that the studios fired Lindsay Lohan because of her inability to make a hit movie. Then there was the whole required drug testing rumor. Um hello? Sienna talks about drugs openly, if drugs was the problem they wouldn't have hired her. Lindsay just focus on promoting Georgia Rule and I Know Who Killed Me and you'll have an awesome summer. Lilo as the press has been calling her, was spotted in NYC. Visiting Mr. Jude Law perhaps? Or just in town to see the fam fam? The n a t i v e "New Yorker" recently purchased her first City Pad.
Courtney Love is on the market.....for a new plastic surgeon! The rock star is looking to get rid of her extra skin. Breaking her New Years resolution of no plastic surgery until she was "60 or when she really needs it". In this case she really needs it.
Divorce news
Wedding Crashers star Bradley Cooper is divorcing wife of four months Jennifer Esposito. Actually Jennifer was the one who filed for divorce last Tuesday. So Brad give me a ring, okay? I'll love you long time.
Couple News
Brittnay Crazypants Murphy got eloped balding boyfriend,Simon Monjack. He's way older and probably the grossest of guys Brittany's been with since Ashton Kutcher. As long as your happy crazy bones!
Neve Campbell from horror flicks Scream got married to British actor John Light. No word on who was invited or what went down. This is Neve's second walk down the aisle.
Movie Role News
Liv Tyler is signed on to be Betty Ross in the new Hulk movie . This role was first portrayed by Jennifer Connolly opposite Eric Bana in the first Ang Lee adaptation of the hottest comic book hero. Liv joins Edward Norton on the rouster.
Chow Yun-Fat Is going to be playing Captain Sao Feng in the third installment of Pirates of the Caribbean Can I get a whoop whoop for Asian pirates?! Yo, this one time while I was snorkeling in Thailand...wait, stop I'll save that story for a rainy day. He's also joining Rock Star Keith Richards
Flavor of the Week
