Kids FASHION KORNER Vol 1

This Is Katherine Heigl's Daughter Naleigh Kelley. Naturally I Should Hate Everything This Little Button But I Can't. Sure I Hate Your Mother But Your A BUTTON!!! I'm Really Disappointed She Isn't Carrying A POCKY Lunchbox And Her Violin.

Look At This Diva..WORK It. WORK! I Want To Point Out She Isn't Wearing Uggs. Because Uggs Are For Sheep Herders. Not For A Jolie-Pitt. She Maybe An International Starlet In Training But

 Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Still Needs Her Blanket. FASHION DON'T

Loooks Like One Of The Affleck Girls Has SERIOUS DaddyISSUES!!!!! Normally This Means School Girl Uniforms But An Actual Daddy T-Shirt Is More Love And Creepster. That Was More Than I Was Ready For And I'm @DaddyIssues

Kingston Rossdale Doesn't Give A Shit. He Really Doesn't Ever Follow Any Of The Trending Duds Of Other Kiddie Stars. He's Been Toying With My Emotions Since He Was Born, I Mean Look At This Bovine Hunk. Plaid Pants Give Him 80's Punk Flare But That Tie Is Screaming So 2004 Avril, Topped With His Newsboy Cap And Cowboy Boots I'm Totes In Love. He's So Going To Grow Up Selling His Paintings And Beats To Other Famous Singer's Kids When He's The Age Of 17. I Love You.

Considering Harper Is The Young Female Heir To The Beckham Fashion Empire You'd Think She'd Care About Conflicting Outfits When Out At The Airport With Her Mother. I'm Pretty Positive She Vomited On Victoria Soon After This Shot, Not Because She Was Dizzy From All The Flashing Light Bulbs But More To Sabotage Her Mother's Plaid Top So She Wouldn't Be Committing A Fashion Faux Pas. What A Little British Bitch.

Can't Discuss Legacy Of Fashion Without The Reigning Queen Of Child Fashion Statements......Suri Cruise. Don't Get It Twisted, Suri Is Killing The Magazine Circuit Right Now, How Long Can You Go Through A Star Magazine Before You Spot Suri Doing Something So Coy And Charming Like Eating Penis Shaped Gummy Worms. This Shot Alone Stopped The Presses, Look At Those Stems...She Literally Stopped Traffic In NYC. Always Flirty But Always On The Run.....

House Of Slytherin

I'm Sure Everyone Knows Of The Honey Badger Video. Well My Friends And I Are Extremely Obsessed With It, But Recently We've Become Obsessed With The Snake The Honey Badger Kills At The Night. He's Completely Scared And If He Could Speak He'd Be Screaming For His Life....I Literally Cry A MIllion Tears When I See The Fear In It's Eyes. Don't Believe Me? Fast Foward It To 2:30 And Enjoy The Look Of Shear Fear.

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MAH LIFE

I've Been Completely Distracted On My Real Life That I Haven't Really Done Anything Productive In Weeks. Does That Make Sense? Here's A List Of Things I've Been Obsessed With Since We've Last Talked My Little Lovelies.




Justin Bieber Is Working The Whole Ying Yang Twins/ Justin Timberlake Whispering In The Mic Right Here. He Sings About Being Your Man And Something About Buzz Light Year In Your Pussy. I Don't Know I Rarely Pay Attention Because When I'm Blasting This Song At My Girlfriends House There's Multiple Things Going On. From Me Laughing Like Whoopi Goldberg In The Lion King Or My Girls Brother Screams How He'll Never Be Anywhere As Good As Justin Timberlake. He's Right. He'll Be Better. Seriously If Justin Bieber Is In An Oscar Winning Movie I Deserve A Huge Donkey Punch In The Face For Predicting It.




DRAG QUEENS! Latrice Royale Is The Last Black Bitch Standing And Not Only That She's Proved Big Girls Have Staying Power In The Business. This Video Is Basically My Life. Not Seriously I Sit Around Talking Shit About Other Divas Until They Knock On My Door To Drink Absolute Vodka Signature Cocktails.