Friday, March 5, 2010

Eat Me!

This is an Homage To Alice And Her Acid Trip To Wonderland. With The Anticipation Of Tim Burton's Latest Film, The Fashion World Has Been Preparing For Months. From OPI Nail Polish Creating a New Line Of Glittered Induced Shades To Disney Revealing Couture Jewelery. But The Urban Decay Alice In Wonderland Palette With Pop Up Artwork Takes The Cake.










(Majority of The Jewelery Shown Is Available At Fredflare)







Celebrate In Style With Some Bunny Rabbit Ears......
By Nasty Gal

Or Get a Custom Made Pair By Velvet Village



But My Absolute Favorite Thing To Reminisce About Would Be The 90's Tv Show Adventures In Wonderland. The Red Queen Was a Total Diva With An Epic Weave. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum Were Brothas That Mimicked Mc Hammer's Fashion Sense and Cheesy Rap Skils. These Guys Were Disney's Answer For The Success Of Family Matters,Fresh Prince and Hangin' With Mr. Cooper.






But Nothing Says 90's Like The White Rabbit. He Was The Red Queen's Cabana Boy, Chef,Butler,Servant,Personal Assistant and Event Planner. With All Those Career Titles It Only Makes Sense That He's Always On Rollerblade,. He's Constantly Shredding It In Wonderland. Then There's The Caterpillar Who Still Gives Me Major Nightmares To This Day. HE HAD 3 SETS OF ARMS! I Just Picture Him Fighting The Red Queen,Mortal Kombat Style As The Cheshire Cat Says "Finish Him".....But Like My Therapist Once Said My Fear Of The Caterpillar Is a Deep Seeded Anger Towards My Own Under Developed Self Image,That I'm In Need Of My Inner Butterfly. So I Showed Up In Sequins For The Next 4 Months And I've Never Looked Back. Sure I Was 6 Year Old Tomboy and Only Wore Corduroy Overalls But It Was Totes The Look Then.




The Cheshire Cat Always Reminded Me Of Teddy Ruxpin.Creeps Creeps Creeps. The Mad Hatter Was Probably The Most Cartoonish Looking Human Being On The Planet, Even Next To The Muppet Enhanced March Hare. They Were The Bert & Ernie Of The Bunch. Fighting, Sharing Baths and Laughing Hysterically Whenever Alice Caught Them To Cover Their Lovers Quarrel. The Dormouse Was Their Bipolar Love Child, That Would Spit Out Judgmental Comments Then Hide Back In His Little Tea Pot Of Shame.









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