Ever Miss Those Epic 80's Ski Bunny Look? Try Not To Cream Yourself While Looking At These Beauties.
No? They Didn't Do It For You? Do You Miss Visiting Your Grandparents In BOCA So You Could Jack Their Shades? Those Bastards Could Block Out All The Rays And Harmful Beach Bums Terrible Bulges.
Are You a Stripper? Of Course Not But Do You Enjoy Teasing Your Admirers With Just a Little Bit Of Lashes? Or Are You Strictly 2 am And After And You Can't Help It If You Look Like a Total Lohan In The Am When You're Sneaking Out Of So & So's Apartment At 9 Am? All The Normies Staring At You Or At Worse Smelling You? Take This Fashion Cue From Queen B Then.....The Illusion Of Shutters Will Help You Rest Easy All Day Long.
You Could Always Go The Lady Gaga Route and Hot Glue Everything You Can On Your Lenses. This Trend Is Growing Dangerously Fast. Just Make Sure Your Handler Is There To Help You Walk Around. Because Only Slobs Look Down At Their Feet.
Are You More Of an Adam Lambert Fan? Is Latex, Spikes and Candle Wax Your Thing? How Many Episodes Of Real Sex Have You Watched on Hbo?
Kanye West Is a Fashion Icon He's Now Broadening His Horizons By Going Even More Futuristic By Going Super 80's. HARD BODY.
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