Things I'm Furious About

Karl Slover Died After I Declared My Love For Him.........



Oliva Munn Is Fucking Annoying. She Wrote A Fucking Book. Not A Novel But A Biography. Ballsy For A Dumb Slut. I'll Write More About This Snaggle Vagina. I Have A Full Rant.

Jessica Simpson Is Finally Admitting She's Pregnant. How Many Months Is She? 65 Months Along? That Baby Is Gonna Be HUGEEEEEE. Just Do What Christina Did. Just Keeeeeeeeep Getting FATTER. Anyone See Christina Last Night? She's Like The Blonde Snooki. Hey Snickers This Is What You Look Like If You Were 2 Inches Taller, Somewhat Talented And Blonde.
I'm Not Telling Bitches To Lose Weight. Just Wear Better Clothing.

Anyone Else Hear Kelly Osbourne Laughing Her Face Off? Did Anyone Else See Her Chicken Cutlet Pop Out? I Give Her Credit For Not Falling Or Forgetting Her Words To Her 30 Seconds Of Singing. Better Then What She Looked AT The Michael Jackson Tribute.....

I Still Haven't Seen Tower Heist.

The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter Has Olivanders Wand Making Shop In Hogsmeade. HOGSSSSSMEADE! Oh And The Wand For My Celtic Birthday Looked Like It Had Anal Warts. OH And The Whole Cast Was In Orlando While I Was There.....Missed A Weasly Sandwich. WHAT FUCK?
I'm Mean I Had A Wonderful Day. Don't Get Me Wrong But This Witch In The Gift Shop Coulda Just Let Me Be A Fool In Never Knowing The Truth. But I'm Pretty Sure Those Guys Would Think All American Girls Are Batshit Crazy If I Said A Single Phrase To Them.

Netflix Is Still To Expensive.

I'm Procrastinating Life.

White People That LOVE Thanksgiving.