Friday, January 13, 2012
My Epic Time With Kelly Clarkson
So First Off Kelly Clarkson Is The Voice Of Our Generation. Fuck Christina. If You Don't Already Know How Much I Distaste I Have For Her Here Are Some Blog Entries.....
Anyway Kelly Really Really Brought It Out. Her Band Is Fantastic And Seem Like A Great Group Of Artist To Work With. Not To Mention Cory Churko......I See You.
Kelly Has Been Getting A Lot Of Unwarranted Bullshit From The Media From Her Ron Paul Tweets To Her Weight. In All Honesty It's So Stupid And Distracting From Her Talent. But With Her New Album Coming Out Any Press Is Good Press....Girl Has Some Serious Pipes And Knows How To Keep Her Fans Happy.
Did I Mention She Sang Cee-Lo Green? OMG SHE KILLLLLLLED IT.
Yo Cory, My Man. You Are So Sexy It's Painful. I Will Destroy You. Like That Russian In Rocky 4.
I Will Make You Exotic Juices And Shakes With My Omega Juicer. I Will Make Delicious Thai Dishes For You And The Rest Of The Band....Just To Have You Seduce Me With Those Eyes And High Kicks Of Yours...
Oh And Kelly....Fabric Ceiling Condoms ARE SOOOOOO IN RIGHT NOW
Get Concert. I Think I'm Even Bigger Fan After Seeing How Comfortable Kelly Is With Her Fans. She's Def My Home Girl For Life. I Will Seriously Consider Making More Rubin Studdard Jokes Now.
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