Monday, October 11, 2010

Rumor Has It : Pork Edition


There's Some Talk Amongst Artificial Pork Lovers Out There That McDonalds Will Be Bringing Back Their Famous McRib For A Limited Time Offer. Are Your Pants A Little Tighter Already? This Slab Of Pork Is Molded In The Shape Of Ribs, Topped With Pickles, Onions, And Barbecue Sauce. Debuted Back In 1981 This Sandwich Has Since Then Become A  Pop Culture Phenomena Appearing In The Simpsons, Having Several Websites And Groups On Facebook Dedicated To The Obsession For This Sandwich. The McRib Is Like Big Foot, Or A Magical Creature That Only Appears When The Mist Is Just Right At 5 AM In November In A Heavily Wooded Area.



Now McDonalds Will Be Bring Back The McRib For 6 Weeks Nation Wide. Hopefully I Won't Hear Anymore Stories Of People Traveling 10 Hours In Search For This Savory Little Sandwich. There Even Is A McRib Locater But Be Prepared Of False Positive Info On There. So Call In Before You Dedicate Yourself To A 5 Hours Drive To Ohio For A 6 Pack Of Sandwiches That Will Be Available Soon For A Limited Time Offed. Just Buy 100 Of Them And Freeze Them. Or Are You Not A True McRib Lover?

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