It Sucks To Be A Clam

"Clam Or Ham Whose Hunger?"- United States Of Tara

It's Come To My Attention That I Do NOT Want To Be A Clam When I'm Reincarnated. Those Little Fuckers Are FUCKED. They Live Their Lives Under The Soft Sand Then Assholes Or Worse SEA GULLS Dig Them Up And They Can't Do Anything About It. Then The Sea Gulls Drop Them On To The Road. Atleast The Sea Gulls I Fuck With Do. I Don't Fuck Around With Dump Divers. My Sea Gulls Eat Sea FOOD. Anyway. All I Have To Say Is Please Don't Cook Me.