Thursday, May 5, 2011

HOLY FUCK FACE


Bristol Palin Is Famous For Being The Pregnant Daughter Of A Potential VP Candidate. She's Now The Ambassador Or Something To Some Stupid Campaign For Abstinence. That's Like An Obese Person Campaigning For Anorexia. Anyway Little Bristol Was On Dancing With The Star This Past Fall. And I Believe Kathy Griffin Had Said That Bristol Was The Only "Star" To Gain Weight In DWTS History. Bristol Fired Back Saying Something Like Kathy Was A Bully With Botched Surgery.

I'm Not Anti-Plastic Surgery But Sometimes Doing Too Much All At Once Is A Little Cray Cray When Your In The "Spotlight". I Had No Idea The Swan Was Coming Back To Tv.

Bristol Doesn't Exactly Come From A Strong Educational Background Or Good Genetics. She Does Look Better But She Looks Like The Barbie Verision OF Herself. Girl Who You Fuckin'? You've NEVER Worn Your Hair Like That Or Worn Anything Not Republican Party Approved. (Minus Your AWFUL Dresses On DTWS) I Get It, But Your Never Going To Be A Positive Role Model Ever....Neither Will I But I'm Not Making Bank Pretending Not To Fuck For Money. Lemme Just Finish This Off With Your Too Fucking Young To Get A Brow Lift But You Needed A Chin Like Charlie Sheen Needs To Go Back Into Rehab....BADLY.

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