Saturday, January 23, 2010

ALL THAT

It was Cool,Fun and Had a Great Cast Of Not Ready For Prime Time Players. ALL THAT Was My Favorite Show On The Snick Line Up. When I'd Hear TLC Singing The Theme Song I'd Hop On The Couch And Get Ready TO Laugh My Ass Off. As I Got Older They Started Replacing My Beloved Cast Members For Assholes I Didn't Care For Or Found Funny. Let's Face it Amanda Bynes Was An Annoying Little Shithead. As Her Character Ashley Who'd Shout And Scream In Your Face While Dishing Out Advice In Her Cute Pink Little Bedroom. Then Nickelodeon Gave Her, Her OWN SHOW!!! Don't Get Me Wrong I Love Her,Now But Then I Hated Her Or I Was Beyond Extremely Jealous.



Regardless The Original Cast Of All That Was Amazing. I Felt Like I Knew Them, I Learned French From Kenan,How To Be A Terrible Server From Kel (That'll Be 8 Bucksss) And To Be Quiet In Libraries Because If I Didn't Lori Beth Would Come Barreling Down The Aisle To Attack Me.

Growing Up I Always Wanted To Be On The Show ALL THAT. Snick Was Nickelodeon's Answer For TGIF On Abc. TGIF Was Filled With Family Friendly Shows Such As Some Sweet Gems Like Boy Meets World, Step By Step,Family Matters, Full House And Uncle Joey Is Still Sleeping In The Basement. But SNICK Was Filled With A Different Type Of Programing, Off Beat Shows That Gave You Nightmares Like Are You Afraid Of The Dark or The Adventures of Pete And Pete. I Too Dreamed Of a Magical Orange Couch That Would Whisk Me Away To a Utopia Of Debauchery and Late Night Comedy.

The Original Cast Of All That Consisted Of Angelique Bates,Katrina Johnson,Lori Beth Denberg,Kel Mitchell,Josh Server And Kenan Thompson.

Lori Beth Was The Host Of Vital Information It Was Like SNL's Weekend Update. Like Weekend Update Lori Was Replaced With Danny Tamberelli(He Joined In Season 4 and The Only All That Cast Member From Another Nick Show Prior To Joining) Lori Beth Went On To The Steve Harvey Show And Being Know As The Heavy Set Cheer Leader In Dodgeball That Flattens Justin Long.

Katrina Johnson Was Crazy Cute and Talented. She Had a Better Ross Perot Than Dana Carvey. Some People Hated Her Voice But Like a Fine Wine It Takes 6 Weeks To Make In a Toilet Bowl in Prison Before You Can Enjoy It And Hallucinate. Katrina Is Still Acting With Fellow All That Alums Like Angelique Bates And Alisa Reyes. Katrina Is Currently Still Denying My Friend Request On Myspace But Word Has It She's Currently a Stewardess On a Private Jet....Meaning She Makes Great Tips From Executives,Princes From Dubai and Website Mongols. If You Go To Vegas There's a Good Chance You Could See Her In a VIP Lounge....(Tiger Woods Told Me)



Alisa Reyes Was One Of The First Sassy Girls I Ever Saw On TV. She Was Beautiful,Smart And Hilarious. Angelique Bates And Her Have Both Grown Into Gorgeous Gals. They Left After Season 2 and Continued To Do Acting Gigs On Crime Shows Like NYPD Blue and Without a Trace. Alisa Had a Role on The Disney Family Cartoon The Proud Family As LaCienega Boulevardez.

Kel Mitchell Was One Of All That's Break Out Stars. Especially When Kel Teamed Up With Kenan Thompson They Had An Amazing Spin Off On SNICK Called The Kenan And Kel Show And The Good Burger Movie. Kel Continues To Act and Make YouTube Videos Mean While Kenan Thompson Has Gone On To Playing Fat Albert On The Big Screen and Be The Only Black Guy On SNL. Oh Yeah Kenan Got Busted With Holding Pot In NYC A Few Years Back GOOGLE IT! Last Winter A Few Friends And I Ran Into Kenan At a Private Nightclub....He Didn't Mind That We Were Drunk and Screaming "I Love Orange SODA I DO I DO I DOOOO WHOOO" (For Those Of You That Don't Know That Was Kel's Famous Line Not Kenan's)



Kenan's Is The Most Successful Cast Member From The First Season Cast Of All That But He Paid His Dues...Do You Know How Hard It Is To Get Green Slime Outta Your Dreadlocks? Do You?

Josh Server Gave Made Me Hot And Sweaty All Over. Maybe It Was His Permanent 5 O'Clock Shadow Or Those Huge Fake Ears That Romanced Me Oh So Long Ago. But I'll Forever Love Josh With All My Being. Josh Was The Only Cast Member To Remain On The Shows 6 Original Seasons. (Before The Shit Show Jamie Lynn Spears Starred On) Josh Is One of Nickelodeon's Golden Boys Doing Guest Spots On Several Shows On The Network and Hosting Spots. Even At 16 Josh Looked 35 and Well Those Eye Brows Are Nothing Less That Magnificent!


The Golden Age

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