Monday, April 18, 2011

Introducing FUSCHIA!




It's Hard Not To Love Manila Luzon. She's Fierce, Funny And Frank. Her Fashion Sense Is Sickening And Best Part My Girl IS AZN! Loves It. She Puts The Gay In Geisha. I've Been Catching Up On My Drag Race Lately And I Had The Great Please Of Finding The Man I'm Going To Marry. Matt Mcmanus Was One Of The Jocks That Was Transformed Into A Fishy Fishy Sister. And One Of My Favorite Heather's Was Teamed Up With Mcmanus. (I'd Let Put His Mcmanus In My Anus) HA.


So Matt My Future Ex Husband Is Really Fucking Funny. I Fell In Love The Moment He Said "Hard". Then He Continued To Make Me Scream Out Loud With His Body Language And Witty Come Backs. I Want Him To Let Me Dress In Up And Bang Me While He's In Drag. Is That A Little Too Much Info? It's Not Like I Haven't Done It Before. Stop Judging Me.


Entrances Are Everything GIRRRRRRL

I Really Loved This Episode I'm Kinda Pissed I Allowed Myself To Get So Behind On Drag Race. It's Basically My Tranny Bible. If Your Going To Learn How To Be A Fully Tucking Tran Tran Hook Hook Matt Had One Of The Best Teachers.









How Can YOU NOT FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY? He Reminds Me Of These Guys From My High School. They Were The All American Athletes Yet Were So Flipping Funny. Those Two Things Hand In Hand Make Me So Moist. Matt Is Like If Ferris Bueller And Michael Phelps Had A Buttbaby.


Lemme Just Lay Down Some Epic Shots Of Manilla Before I Leave You.



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