Friday, February 19, 2010

Tranny Party USA PT2: Super Star Status


My Oldest Sister Is The Original Fag Hag In My Life. She's a 4'11" Thai Woman With A Lot Of Californian Attitude. In The 90's Gays Were Everywhere in My Blossoming Flamboyant Life. All My Sister's Friends Were Beautiful Fabulous Fit Faggalas. We'd All Go To Their Perfectly Manicured Home In Fag Harbor,Pop In Their Vhs Copies Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert,To Wong Fu Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar,The Birdcage and Margaret Cho Comedy Specials.I Learned From Priscilla Queen Of The Desert I To Never Mix Drugs While At Questionable Road Side Towns And That Even The Oldest Drag Queens Can Still Fall In Love. Oh And Sometimes When You Make Your Asian Wife Stay At Home While Your At The Pub With Three Trannies....She'll Come Down Their And Shoot Ping Pong Balls Outta Her Cooter Then Leave Town. That's What I Call An Independent Woman.








Something About Watching Drag Queens (and One Transsexual) Go On a Road Trip Cross Country To Perform a Cabaret Show Is Simply Unforgettable,Especially At 7 Years Old. Hugo Weaving Who Is Most Recognized For His Roles In The Matrix Films and V For Vendetta Really Warms Up My Icy Cold Heart In This Movie. And Guy Pearce Is Totes The Most Fish Tranny In This Movie As The Young, Obnoxious Self Entitled Felicia. She Tells Stories Of Her Pedophile Uncle, Gets Into Bar Fights And Paints Their Bus Making It a Target For Gay Bashers.



Just Like Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, To Wong Fu Thanks For Everything,Julie Newmar Is a Tale Of Two Experienced Performers.That Also Take a Naive Girl Running Out of Cross Country For a Huge Drag Competition.( Except This Time They Get Stuck In a Podunk Town Instead Of a The Deserts Of Australia.) While These New York Drag Queens Are On Their Quest To Win a Contest In Hollywood Their Vintage Cherry Red Cadi Breaks Down. While Taking Refuge From a Homophobic Redneck Cop,Vida Boheme,Noxeema Jackson And Little Miss Chi Chi Herself Transforms This Sad Little Out Into Trannyville USA! Tres Fab!





I Always Thought This Was An Edgy Movie For All The Actors Involved. Patrick Swayze Went From Dirty Dancing and Ghost To Pumps and Wigs. His Natural Beauty and Poise Really Brought Out Vida's Classic Charm. Before Wesley Snipes Was Killing Vampires As The Daywalking Slayer Blade, His Biceps Were Ripping Up Several Chiffon Dresses. Then There Was John Leguizamo, What a Beautiful Hot Mess He Turned Out To Be? I Never Knew Luigi From Super Mario Bros Could Portray a Spot On Rosie Perez.




Oh.........N o x e e m a...........This Is JUST ALL WRONG Honey!




Free Your Inner Panther Vida



Work Those Dancer Legs Like You Need That Money! Ugh




A True American Tale Of Acceptance and Appreciation Goes a Long Way. And No Matter How Much People Hate You For What You Are, Just Keep Your Best Skirts Handy And Always Use Superabundant Supply Of Blush.



The Birdcage Was Based Off Of a French Play Entitlted La Cage Aux Follies. Back When I Was a Senior In High School I Had a Huge Project For My Dramatic Arts Class. I Had Already Seen The Birdcage a 1,000 Times,That I Improvised My Oral Presentation.(I'm A Pro).....Anyway It Wasn't Until Summer Before Last Did I Keep Running Into Nathan Lane That I Had To Tell Him How Much The Birdcage Changed My Life. He Naturally Laughed and Walked Into The Men's Locker Room Blushing.





The Birdcage Is a About Val The Straight Son,Of The a Gay Nightclub Owner. His Father Armand Goldman Portrayed by Robin Williams Whose Partner Is Albert (Nathan Lane) Is Also The Headliner Performer At The Club As Starina. Val Arrives At The South Beach Home To Announce His Engagement To Babara Keeley. She's The Daughter Of Uber Conservative Senator and Vice President of the Committee for Moral Order Kevin Keeley. The Goldmans Do Everything They can To Have The Picture Perfect Family Dinner. But When Val's Birth Mother Gets Caught Up In Traffic It's Starina To The Rescue.



The Goldman's Transform Everything About Their Home Just In Time For The Keeley's Visit. Even Agador The Flamboyant Cabana Boy Butler Has To Wear Shoes And Stop Sneaking Around In Albert's Wigs. But Paparazzi Get Wind Of The Senator's Location After a Scandal Rocked His Upcoming Campaign. The Keeley's And Goldman's Had To Pull Off an Epic Escape Out of South Beach. Nothing Says Epic Like TRANNIES TRANNIES AND MORE TRANNIES!








My Favorite Highlight in The Movie Has To Be When They All Sit Down For Dinner. The One Thing They Forget To Put Away Were These Greek/Roman Inspired Bowls Of Naked Olympians Wrestling Naked. Much Like These Vases.




I'm Glad To Announce My Predictions For RuPaul's Drag Race. Logo's Smash Hit Show Is Back For It's Second Season With an Array Of Beautiful Ladies. My Personal Favorite Is Raven. WE've Recently Became Friends On Facebook And I've Confessed My Love and Admiration For Her Divaness. If She Doesn't Win I'll Surely Think She'd Been Robbed Of a Lifetime Supple Of Make Up and The Crown As America's Next Drag Queen Super Star! In My Personal Opinion She Has The Best Make Up Techniques, Wigs and Sass. Sure Their Are Other Girls That Have Different Skills That Are Fundamental To Being a Drag Queen. Like Pandora Box, She Has a Spunky Personality, Has Many Different Characters Under Belt and Cuts & Sews Majority If Not All Of her Outfits. But Her Style Is A Little Too Showbiz Drag Queen And Not Elegant Like My Girl Raven.



Much Like That Other Modeling Show With That Other Tranny, Drag Race Is a Competition. The First Challenge Can Be Dressing Up a RuPaul Barbie To Look Like a Hooker,a Photo Shoot Washing a Car While Still Looking Fierce, To Eating Bull Testicles, Or a Commercial/Screen Test. Then It's Off To The Runway Honey, And You Better WORK IT. Put That Bass In Your WALK! And The Bottom Two Dolls Have To Lip Sync For Their LIVES. Then The Less Then Perfect Performer Has To Sashay Away.

Raven Doing Her Best Cher "Gypsy Cheats and Thieves"



Introducing The Sultry Sonique. This Babe Has Some True Southern Comfort And Attitude To Match. She Has The Flawless Cheekbones and a Sharp Tongue To Match. This Girl Knows How To Voice Her Mind Against These Other Divas.



Miss Tyra Sanchez Is America's Sweet Heart. She's Thee Baby Of The Group That Also Happens To Be a Father....A Paradox I Know. But Is She Ready To The Next Big Star



Jessica Wild Is The Latina Mammacita That Can Barely Speak a Lick Of English But She Does Have a Wonderful Spirit And Happens To Have A Bodacious Booty.



Pandora Boxx
Here With Guest Judge Kathy Griffin. Her Natural Humor And Sewing Skills Have And Will Take Her Very Far In The Competition.

For The Other Queens I'm Not Going To Talk Shit Of Any Of The Ladies I May Not Love. Who Wants To Mess With a Queen Wearing 7 Inch Heels and a Nasty Attitude? So Good Luck Ladies!




But If I'm Going To Talk About Drag Queens I Have To Talk About The Ultimate Queen Of The Scene.....Miss Amanda Lepore. The Original Icon. She's Influenced Photographers, Fashion Designers, And Artist Alike. Not Only Is She a Gorgeous But Talented Too. Amanda Is a Singer and Stage Performer.


Watch Amanda Lepore by David LaChapelle in Comedy  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com
I've Met Amanda And She's a True Dollface. She's a True Mega Star. She's Also The Face For Transgender Females and Plastic Surgery Advocate. Meow!








The Best Thing About Amanda Is Her Fearlessness. She Is a Courageous and Strong Woman. No Wonder She's Been The Face Behind MAC Cosmetics and Heatherette. And The Girl Has a Good Walk For The Runway. She's Ageless and Breathtakingly Ravishing.





Amanda Lepore - My Haire Looks Firece - MyVideo

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