Friday, February 4, 2011

Meth Ain't Nothing But A Gateway Drug To The Dentist Office





Lalaine Vergana Or Just Lalaine If Ya Nasty. She Used To Be A Disney Darling, Just Like Miley. She Could Have Been The Selena Gomez Of Her Generation. But Realistically She'd Was More Like The Latina Jeanette McCurdy Or Emily Osment. In Saying That She Was The Side Kick To Lizzie McGuire.
Lalaine Like Most Sidesicks Had Her Run. But She Didn't Even Make It Into That Shitastic Lizzie McGuire Movie! Rumor Has It Little Miss Duff Had Issues With Lalaine..... But That Wasn't The Last Time We Heard From Our Miranda Sanchez.....

In 2007 She Got Bust For METH! YESSS! Later A Bench Warrant Was Issued For Her Arrest After Missing A Court Date. Oh Boo Boo Didn't Your Lawyer Tell You When To Show Up? NO BUENO!


Now Lalaine Is Making Awkward Youtube Videos, Tweeting About Her "Music Career" And Doing Small Cameos In Movies Like Easy A . It's Upsetting News Considering She Looks Like Mario Lopez's Unwanted Daughter And She Can Sing And Dance. That Disney Boot Camp Wasn't For Nothing. Instead Of Being The Old Selena Or Best Yet Demi (The One In Rehab) She's Stuck At Home Wishing She Was That Girl In Glee.

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