Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas Bitches

There's a Tradition In My Asian Home.....Make Fun Of How White People Celebrate Christmas. One Year Growing Up My Mother Did The Unthinkable. She Chopped Off All The Branches Of The Tree The Day After Christmas. Now You're Asking Yourself What Kind Of Mother Does That? She Still Has The Polaroid Picture She Took As My Sister And I Walked Out Of Our Room To See The Stump Of a Tree We Had Loved and Treasured. "Santa Came Back and He Was Angry" My Mom Said As She Crackled and Laugh At Our Horrified Faces.
Please Enjoy This Clip of a Long Island Mom Loving Her Tree Properly

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