How Many Squirrels Have To Die To Make You Look Fly Bitch?

I'm Sure PETA Is Going To Have a Flipping Field Day Over This. Speaking of Which My Favorite PETA Member Lacey From Rock Of Love Vol 1 Is Gonna Hunt Me Down Like a Wild Bore. But Why Should I Be Scared? She Blew Bret Michaels,I Know it, You Know it, and Thanks To Heather Lacey's Dad Knows It.




What's On Every Hipster's Wish List This Season? The Rat Bow Tie



Is Jenny Humphrey Your Fashion Icon? How About You Complete Your Smokey Eye Make Up,Jacket and Pearl Necklace Combo With The Latest Craze.....The Rat Head Band.



Oh No Blair Waldorf This Isn't Making You Cream Yourself? Are You Looking For a Bolder Hair Raising Statement?....Nothing Spells Luxury Like The Hamster Hair Pin



Not Classy Enough For You Asshole? How About This Fashion Gem. The Rat Purse. All Your Girlfriends Will Be So Jealous When You Whip Out Your Blackberry Outta This Sexxxy Accessory



Every Girl Loves Shoes Right? Well Let's Thank Sonic For These Little Beauties Shall We? The Hedgehog Booties



Doo Doo Brown Isn't Your Shade? How About The Pink Bird Pumps? Just Like Apollo Or Michael Jordan You Too Can Fly.



Need Earrings With Those Shoes? How About These Sparrow Feet Earrings?



Sometimes It Gets Chilly in The Winter and You Lose 20% Of Your Body Heat Through Your Ears and Head. So Why Not Put A Nice Thick Beaver On Your Noggin?Nothing Is Sexier then a Pussy On The Brain. Well Beaver...In This Case It's a Beaver and a Fox.



If You're Worried That Wont Keep Your Ears Warm How About Do What The Romans Do? Bulk Up On Fatty Foods During the Winter and Get a Bushy Tail. These Squirrel Ear Rings Should Do The Trick.



Hey Are You Excited About The New Alice in Wonderland Movie? Then You'll Love the Dormouse Wristlet. Miley Cyrus Is Dying For One.