Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Tonight's Gonna Be a GOOD night!






This Past Weekend My Older Sister Went Down The Aisle For The 1st Time.....I Kid, I Kid. We All Hope It's The 1st and Last Time For Her. Because There Was WAY Too Many Thai Woman In One Room! There Was a Schedule Cage Match For Who Was Going Home With The Most Center Pieces. All The Bride's Maids Looked Phenomenal and Didn't Trip Or Fart While Doing Any Maid Duties. I Read Led Zepplin's Thank You During the Ceremony Which Was Difficult. My Sister Just Looked So Epic and When I'd Look Up From My Parchment I Caught Her Eye.....The Tears Just Rolled Down My Face and Those Several Hours Of Make Up Were Just Completely Wasted! One of the Great Characters of The Evening Was This Short Older Man. Let's Call Him Neil,He Was The Wedding Coordinator and I Believe He Was Extremely Hard of Hearing.Is That The Right Term? Well Neil Was Pushy Yet Very Passive. He'd Yell At You To Get Into Your Assigned Spot But Then Would Walk Away in The Middle Of Rehearsal. I Mean He Was a Professional So He Had To Be Right? Right? I'm Sure You'll Notice Him In My Clips From The Party.

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