Sunday, March 1, 2009

Almost Better Than Rock Of Love Tour Bus

I love Vh1's Slut Feast Rock Of Love: Tour Bus it's the 3 attempt at Love for Aging Rocker Brett "Are My Extentions Showing?" Michaels. Don't get me wrong I love Brett. I have serious Daddy Issues. But his youngest contestant Kelsey Def didn't seem to have any. After a long night crying ontop of a Speed Bump in the back lot of a Concert Venue Big John Came to the Rescue to Escort Her to The End of her Tour. She was eliminated later that night for being a Childish Brat.



Farrah and Ashely

But this Week's Break Out Star was none other then My Girl Ashley. Best One Liners of ALLL TIME:
"Who eats Basil? ONLY LOSERS EAT BASIL" Or how she'd asked one of the girls to help microwave her tv dinner but proceed to whip it at the girl instead....AGH golden! Ashley was seen partying with Vh1's reject Heat and "co-star" Brittanya on some YouTube video. So my love her kinda dropped a spot or so, but time will tell how truly, truly outrageous she can be. We have a few more contestants left and totally the most EPIC Reunion show to come!

But the only reason I'm writing this is.Is to introduce you guys to 28 year old Sheyla Hershey. This wannabe actress/modelis the current record holder for the World's Largest Breast. Weighing at a full gallon of silicone, her 38 KKK are HUUUUGGE. They're totally bigger than Anna Nicole Smith's x5!



Check out her site
http://www.sheylahershey.net/

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