The Bar List

People stop me all the time to ask what my favorite spot is in the whole city.If anyone that knows me would know I hate going above 14 street. I absolutely dread it.It maybe the main reason why I party hard so close to home base.
The thing about the city grime is that it feels like home whenever I'm breathing it.When I'm really diguesting the city smog and filthy I just get flashbacks of how much I truly love the zoo.There's probably three places that I find uber fun to be at.
The first spot is Bella's other allias include : Mar Bar, Nettis, Martignetti.I just love everything about this place. The bartenders there are all hottie bo bodies that are all in rock bands in scenes I love promoting for.The bouncers and doorman all know me by name and I'm pretty sure I'm having Q's unwanted baby. But that's a whole other tale by itself.I was automatically drawn to Mar's set up. The little library and all the different booths and tables. It's just so gosh darn cute. I mean who doesn't love getting drunk next to a painting of a Creepy Russian Czar? Most importantly I love my Dj's. They're family. My Family. On the deadiest of dead nights I'll swing through just to be inebriated with them. All in all it's my favorite place to top my list.
My second favo place is Max Fish. A Mecca for skators and graffiti artist roam here. The place is covered from ceiling to floor in art and if your lucky you tots can catch a retro Kung Fu Movie. I've had some run ins there. Pretty sure I was the reason for a few brawls after hours but it's just a really fun place to chill with a crowd of 20 somethings anyday out of the week.
The Prozzy home base bar has to be St. Dympheuos if that's even how you spell that shard. Is only on the list because it's walking distances to Tompkin Square Park...my dirty little secrets resident there. The best part about this place is the back patio. It used to be the worst, due to neighbors throwing eggs and pee. But trust me. I threw things back up at them haha.
Lastly this is a bonus spot because it's the only place I go above 14 street. It's Snitch. I have way too many stories from this place not to love it even just a little bit. From Blood Street shows to Snitchmas to losing my phone in the snow on Emily birthday. It truly is a crazy place. I'm not sure if it was the bent shower rod that drunk Island Long girls use as a Stripper pole that got me hooked or if it was the creepy dude with tats all over his face and a mohawk that could make Mr. T cry. But this sleazy spot is home to me. Okay it's not that sleazy...only when the lights are on thou. Who am I kidding everything is amazing in the dark bah. So inclusion my lovilies if you wanna find me in a gutter you know where I roam now. Txt a bitch