I Had Recently Revealed To My 68 Year Old Thai Mother That If I Was To Get Married; That I'd Probably Marry A Jewish Man. Her Response Was Surprisely Positive. "Oh Jewish Men Make Great Husbands. They're Good With Their Money, Their Family, And It's All Around Great Security. Who The Fuck Would Let Their Son Marry You?" My Mom Has Recently Been Trying "Fuck" Out In The Backyard And Lemme Tell You From Experience She Loves To Cuss Now.
I Went Through My Phone To Show Her All My Of Prime Time Jews.
After I Showed Her Fat Jew She Thought I Was Kidding When I Professed My THICK LUST For Him To Her. She Was Straight Up Perplexed At My Attraction To This Adonis Of A Man. Didn't Help That The First Picture I Showed Her Was Of His Pubic Mound..... That's His Penis......
Then I Showed Her My Lovely Lovely Matthew Sterling. Not Only Does He Have The Looks Of A Hot Hot Hot Half Asian Model But He Sings....Just For Me At 8 AM Even After I Jumped Into A Pool Fully Clothed And Stole A Bottle Of Rum. He's V-Neck Tee Shirt Collection Is Extremely Impressive. Oh And He's The Only Person I Know That Can List Every Actor That Was On Mtv's Undressed. If That Isn't Enough Qualities To Husband Him Up ASAP Then I Probably Should Call IMBOYCRAZY For More Love Advise.
Who Do You Think Looks Best On Me?
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